• IRL classes (PDX)

    SLO FLO - All Levels

    WITCH FLO - Advanced

    CLASS DESCRIPTIONS

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  • workshops

    SENSUAL STRENGTH & FLOW - 9/30/26

    SACRED WIT(ch)NESS - 11/11/26

    NEW YEAR SAME WITCH - 01/09/27

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SLO FLO

…is a foundations-all-levels-we-begin-again-&-again class, let’s get those building blocks more like building blobs let’s blob #onlyblobs

… is a FLOOR-BASED dance practice. Some call it freestyle, some call it erotic dance, some call it sensual embodiment (I am all three some peoples), but *today* MOVING MEDITATION feels most accurate & I am TIRED of TRYING just kidding here comes more trying:

…is a practice of curiosity, of meeting your meat-sack & nervous system exactly where they are, of discovering a range of PRESENCE & pleasure through connecting to the ground, breath, & (all six) senses

…is oriented around how movement feels, not how it looks (no mirrors, low lights) & oopsie-doopsie is also hot af 

…is a container for women & non-binary identities cool with sometimes being referred to as witchES & by sometimes I mean always because we are & we know it & please don’t hex me I’m fully hexed 

…is a doorway to deeper expression & vocabulary in more structured modalities: more floorwork for pole dancing, more pleasure for burlesque, more sensuality for heels, more flow for contemporary, more authenticity in the 5678 of it all 

IRL CLASSES (PDX)

SLO FLO

SL0W FLOW

SLOW FLOOR

SLOW MORE

ALL LEVELS, ALL FLOOR


WITCH FLO

WITCH FLOW

WITCH FLOOR

WHICH FLO

ADVANCED LEVEL, ALL FLOOR

WITCH FLO

…is a moving meditation dance practice designed for the advanced practitioner but what even does that mean ok let’s try this:

…is a FLOOR-BASED DANCE practice of curiosity, of meeting your meat-sack and nervous system exactly where they are, of discovering a range of PRESENCE and pleasure through connecting to the ground, breath, and (all six) senses

…takes all the fundamentals (#buildingblobs) of SLO MO FLO and invites deeper connection through ritual, community, and the sacred space of the witness

…includes opportunity for individual dancing & optional reflection from Lauren that is minimally the biggest hype session & maximally a portal to new worlds nbd

…explores weekly themes of movement & emotional presence, connecting dance to astrology, nature, the elements, community, and intuition - just a real f*ckin witch party I mean c’mon

…encourages deeper development of movement through different clothing options, song-tastings, props & bops

…is a container for women and non-binary babers

…is a doorway to deeper expression & vocabulary in more structured modalities: more floorwork for pole dancing, more pleasure for burlesque, more sensuality for heels, more flow for contemporary, more authenticity in the 5678 of it all 

requires 1-1 consult with Lauren prior to class confirmation, for the safety & security of all practitioners in this beautifully vulnerable work

ONLINE CAULDRON

more info coming as soon as my brain catches up with my heart-butt

WORKSHOPS

PRIVATE PRACTICE

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